A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up.
Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your ass is bigger than the bbq!”
She gets upset and says; “no, it’s not.”
A bit arguing and he gets a tape measure.
He measures the bbq and her butt and…
Sure enough, her but is bigger than the bbq.
Silently she disappears into the house…that night – both in bed.
He moves toward her and wants to have some fun.
She says, “Do you think I’m going to fire up that big bbq for one little wiener???”