Lovely Couple

A couple in the backyard. The wife bends over to pick something up.

Her husband looking at her behind says: “wow, your ass is bigger than the bbq!”

She gets upset and says; “no, it’s not.”

A bit arguing and he gets a tape measure.

He measures the bbq and her butt and…

Sure enough, her but is bigger than the bbq.

Silently she disappears into the house…that night – both in bed.

He moves toward her and wants to have some fun.

She says, “Do you think I’m going to fire up that big bbq for one little wiener???”