I Won The Lottery!
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway,
runs into the house,
slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags.
I won the damn lottery!”
The wife says, “Oh my god! No shit?!
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
The husband yells back, “It doesn’t matter.
Just get the hell out!”