With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion.
“Would you like to have a new mink coat?” Ron asks.
“No, not really,” Sylvia responds.
“Well, how about a new Porche?” asks Ron.
“No, thanks,” Sylvia replies.
“What about a new vacation home in the country?” Ron suggests.
“No,” says Sylvia.
“Well, what would you like for your anniversary?” Ron asks.
“I’d like a divorce, Ron,” answers Sylvia.
“Sorry, honey, I wasn’t planning on spending that much,” replies Ron.