A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner.
This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice,
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked at the dog and yelled,
Once again the woman smiled and thought,
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it.
She let rip a fart that rivalled train whistleblowing.
Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,
“Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she sh!ts on you!”