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A rich tycoon and his wife are having dinner


So, a rich tycoon and his wife are having New Year’s dinner at a very exclusive restaurant,

When an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away: ‪‪‬‬‬

The wife glares at her husband and says.

“Who in the hell was that?”

“Oh.” Replies the husband.

“She’s my mistress.”

“Well, that’s the last straw.” Says the wife.

“I’ve had enough. I want a divorce!”

“I can understand that.” Replies her husband.

“But remember, I have all my money ring-fenced in a way you can’t access it along with our pre-nuptial agreement. So, if we get a divorce it will mean no more.

Shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club.”

He continues……

“Not only that, but no more diamonds, no more credit cards, and large bank account. But?”

He says. “The decision is all yours.”

Just then, a mutual friend of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

“Who’s that woman with Bobby?” Asks the wife.

“That’s his mistress.” Says the husband.

“Oh, ours is much prettier.” She replies.

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