A married couple was walking through a garden, and suddenly a dog ran towards them.
They both knew it will bite them..
The husband lifted his wife to let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart.
The dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little and ran away.
The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.
But his wife shouted, “I’ve seen people throwing stones & sticks at dogs, this is the first time I see someone trying to throw his wife at a dog”
Moral: No one else can misunderstand a Husband better, than a Wife.