Dear Mom and Dad, It has been three months now since I left for college. […]
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: […]
Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a […]
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very […]
A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each […]
During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, George’s mother-in-law died. With death certificates […]
Fred and Mary got married, but can’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back […]
A man from Peru decided to visit America, although he spoke no English. Upon reaching […]
To prepare for his big date with a blonde hottie, the young man went up […]
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse […]
One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy […]
A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking […]
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. […]
Two doctors, Jenkins and Smith, are treating a man with lung disease. They’re explaining how […]
Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, […]
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns […]
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet […]
4 men are in the hospital waiting rooms, because their wives are having babies. A […]
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. […]