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A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double […]
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A man hires a call girl and they go back to his house. The man […]
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Jack at the grocery store ask the lady to show him wear the cookies are. […]
A boy asked his teacher “Can I go to the toilet please miss?” But the […]
A hippie in a bus sees a very beautiful lady and he goes to the […]
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A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, […]
During a bank robbery, the thief’s mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a […]
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped […]
Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. […]
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they […]
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a lamb under his arm. He walks over […]
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses […]