Why are you so happy
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.
Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”
The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the melons of a eighteen year old.”
“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five year old bum?”
She said, “Your name never came up in the conversation.”