The Day She Won The Lottery
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway,
runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of
her lungs, “Morris, pack your bags. …. I won the lottery!
The husband says, ‘Oh my God!
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter to me,” she says. “Just get the hell out.”