Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” I felt so special.
She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?” “Okay,” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling,
“SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… n****ked.