Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway.
Sam said, ‘Wow I have never seen you play this well before!’ ‘I took lessons.’ Says Rachel.
A couple of days later on the tennis court in mixed doubles, she smashes her serves and never misses a point.
Sam said to her: ‘Wow I have never seen you hit so well before!’ ‘I took lessons.’ Says Rachel.
On the weekend they settled into a nice dinner at home.
Rachel brings out the perfect plates of Beef Wellington and Sam says, ‘Delicious! I have never seen you cook like this before!’ ‘I took lessons.’ Says Rachel.
After dinner she gives him THAT look and they go upstairs. About 30 minutes later Sam rolls over and says ‘Wow! That was incredible, amazing, so hot! I want a divorce.