
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.
One old lady turns to the other and asks,
“Do you still get horny?”
The other replies, “Oh sure I do.”
The first old lady asks,
“What do you do about it?”
The second old lady replies,
“I s***k a lifesaver.”
After a few moments,
the first old lady asks…
“Who drives you to the beach?”