Naughty Jokes Judge Interviews Woman Regarding Her Pending Divorce Sharesshare share it pin it A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded. “I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?” “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.” He said, “Do you have a real grudge?” “No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.” “Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?” “Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is ‘yes’.” “Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?” “Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.” Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?” “Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can’t communicate with me.” Related Topics: Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Relationship Jokes4 days ago Can you lend 70 euros! Clean Jokes4 days ago Become the best person! Clean Jokes2 weeks ago A Few Puns I Thought Of While Trying Clean Jokes2 weeks ago Farts Problem Clean Jokes4 weeks ago Way Of Thinking Naughty Jokes1 year ago Whose Panties Are These??? Naughty Jokes1 year ago My Teacher Wants to See You Naughty Jokes1 year ago A woman comes home Funny Jokes8 months ago Identical twin Clean Jokes1 year ago A man who drank alot was told by his wife