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Four Married Guys Went Fishing

 


Four married guys went fishing.

After an hour or so, the following conversation took place:

First guy:

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

Second guy:

“That’s nothing! I had to promise my wife I’d build her a new deck for the pool.”

Third guy:

“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I’ll remodel the kitchen for her.”
They continued to fish, until they realized the fourth guy had not said a word.
all they asked him.
“You haven’t said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What’s the deal?”

Fourth guy:

“I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off the clock, gave the wife a nudge and said, “Fishing, or S*x,” and she said,

“Wear a sweater.”

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