Family Name

A woman scanned the guest at a party and spotted an attractive man standing alone so she approached him.

“My name is Carmen,” she told him.

“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied, “Is it a family name?”

“No! I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most-cars and men.”

“What’s your name?” she asked.

With a smile he replied,

“B.J. Titsenbeer”