Bill And His Wife
Upon reaching 65, Bill decided to retire.
After having him under foot for A few months, his wife became very agitated with him.
She suggested he go And do something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.
Bill obliged and went out for a couple of hours.
When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, “Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys.
And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.
“What? Are you nuts? You’re 65 years old and you’re going to start Jumping out of airplanes?” “Yeah, look I even got a membership card.”
“Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Pro***tute Club, not a Parachute Club!”
“Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!”