A new patient was quite upset when the doctor’s nurse led him to a small, curtained cubicle and told him to undress.
“But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown toenail!” he protested.
“Our rule is that everyone must undress,” replied the blonde nurse.
“That’s a stupid rule,” grumbled the patient, “making me undress just to look at my toe.”
“That’s nothing,” growled a voice from the next cubicle.
“I just came to fix the phones!”