A Couple Is Eating At Hooters
A husband and wife are eating at Hooters for their 20th anniversary.
A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink.
“Oh my god, you are gorgeous.” Said the husband.
His wife just shook her head and smiled.
“Why don’t you introduce your wife to her you pig, or better yet, introduce her to your self as how weak you are on bed. “
The husband looks at the waitress who was now smiling nervously at them.
The husband looked at the waitress and pointed at his wife and said,
“Ma’am I’d like to introduce you to my useless wife.”