A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time….
It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to interview the lady for a story.
The reporter asked the lady what professions her previous husbands had while they were married and before they passed on.
“Well…” said the lady ” My first husband was a banker, the second was a circus performer, my third was a Pastor and my fourth is an undertaker.
“Wow such a diverse group of occupations!” said the reporter.
“How do you explain it?” “Well…” said the lady, ” one was for the money, two was for the show, three was to get ready, and four was to go.”