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Three Old Ladies Are Sitting

 


Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons.

“My Freddie,” said Margaret,

“Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie.

Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.”

“That’s very nice about your Freddie,” says Gertrude.

“But with all due respect, when I think about the way my Sammy takes care of me, it just can’t compare.

Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee.”

” Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.”

“WELL!” Says Barbara,

“I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Harry, twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices?” Asks Barbara with a big excited double chin smile,

“I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ALL HE SPEAKS ABOUT IS ME!”

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