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Years ago, a man needs to take a flight

Years ago, a man needs to take a flight.

As he gets to his plane seat, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him Once in the air, the stewardess comes round and the man asks her for a coffee.

The parrot meanwhile squawks: “And get me a bloody whisky, you moron.”

The stewardess, somewhat taken aback, remains composed and brings a whisky for the parrot, but forgets the coffee.

When the man points this out to her, the parrot immediately drains its glass and yells, “And get me another darn whisky while you’re at it, idiot!”

Visibly upset, the shaking stewardess returns shortly with a whisky for the parrot, but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man loses his temper and decides to try the parrot’s approach: “I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, moron, now go and get it or I’ll give you a slap!”

In a couple of seconds, two burly disguised security personnel grab both him and the parrot, take them to the emergency exits and throw them out.

As they are falling from the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says: “You know, for someone who can’t fly, you’ve got a big mouth.”

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