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I was on the second hole

I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing.

I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I didn’t think anything of it and was about to shoot when the frog says, “Ribbit. 9- Iron”.

I looked around and didn’t see anyone.

“Ribbit. 9-Iron.”

I looked at the frog and it just stared back at me. So I put my other club away, and grabbed a 9-iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked!

So I said to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?”

The frog replies “Ribbit. Lucky frog.”

I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole.

“What do you think frog?” I asked.

“Ribbit. 3-wood,” the frog replied.

I took out my 3-wood, and boom! A hole in one.

It was incredible. By the end of the day, I had golfed the best game of golf in my life. So I asked the frog, “OK where to next?”

The frog replied, “Ribbit. Las Vegas.”

We went to Las Vegas, went to Caesar’s Palace and the frog said, “Ribbit. Roulette.”

When I got to the roulette table, the frog said, “Ribbit. $3000, black 6.”

Now, this was a million-to-one shot to win, but by this point I trusted the frog completely. I put it all on black 6 and, amazingly, won! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table.

Suddenly I was a high roller. They put me up in the best room in the hotel. I looked at the frog down and said, “Frog, you’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful. I don’t know how to repay you!”

The frog replies, “Ribbit, Kiss Me.”

So I thought, “Why not? After all the frog did for me, it is a small price to pay.” With the kiss, however, the frog turned into a gorgeous 19 year-old girl.

“And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room.”


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