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I have an emergency

Hello, 911. I have an emergency.

My girlfriend is about to kill me.

Is she there with you right now?

No, she is probably on her way to my house.

Did she threaten you?


How do you know she wants to kill you?

I accidentally liked some hot chick’s photo on Instagram!

Say no more, I’m sending officers right now.


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