A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave.
He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in the sand.
He rubbed it and a genie came out and said, “You may have 3 wishes but whatever u wish for all the lawyers in the world will get double.”
The man agreed and said, “I want a million dollars.”
He got that and the lawyers got 2 million.
Next he said, “I want a Ferrari.”
So he got one and all the lawyers got 2. Next, being his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it carefully.
Finally he said,” Well I’ve always wanted to give a kidney.”