A man saw a lady
A man saw a lady with big melons.
He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your melons for $1000?”
She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner.
She opens her corset and the man puts his face in her melons for 10 minutes.”
Eventually the lady asks, “Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”