A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about make love statistics.
He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about make love statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average weapon and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
“Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you.”