Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery.
One uses her underwear to wipe herself, and the other uses a reef off a head stone.
Next night, the husbands meet at the bar, one looks at the other and says, “I’m gonna have to watch my wife, she came home with no underwear last night.”
The other one says, “Oh well, mine came home with a card wedged in her bum saying, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the whole entire fire department.'”