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The Teacher Was Having A Problem With Her 3rd Grade Class

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade class.

The boy said, “Teacher, I should be in 4th grade. I am smarter than my sister is & she’s in 4th grade”.

The Teacher had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from the 4th grade.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right. The principal told the Teacher to send the boy to 4th grade immediately.

The Teacher decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Teacher: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Teacher: What is in your trousers that I don’t have?

Boy: Pockets.

Teacher: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Teacher: What goes in hard & then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal’s eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge

Boy: Bubble gum.

Teacher: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

The principal was looking restless.

Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: OH MY GOD.

Teacher: What starts with ‘F’ and ends wit a ‘K’ and if you don’t get it, you have to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Teacher: What is it that all men have, it’s longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Ohooo!

Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!

Teacher: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

Boy: A seatbelt.

Principal: Aaaah!

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Teacher, “Send this bloody boy to the university. I got all the answers wrong myself!”

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