Someone mistakenly left the cages open in the reptile house
at the Bronx Zoo and there were snakes slithering all over the place.
Frantically, the keeper tried everything, but he could not get them back in their cages.
Finally he yelled to his co-worker, “Quick, call a lawyer!”
The co-worker responded, “A lawyer? Why??”
The zookeeper barked back,
“We need someone who speaks their language!”