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Getting A Tattoo

A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have you been?”

“I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my manhood.”

“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred “dollar bill on your manhood?”

“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow.

Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.

And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay home and blow a hundred bucks”.


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