Damn it, Jack!
A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife undressed and panting on the bed.
“Honey,” she said, thinking quickly, “I think I’m having a heart attack!”
While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old,
who told him there was a bared man in the closet.
He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.
“Damn it, Jack!” he shouted,
“Jill’s having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!”