An old man was at home on his death bed.
Suddenly he smelt something amazing.
It was the beautiful aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies.
With his last strength, he got out of bed and staggered to the kitchen, where his wife of 50 years, was cooking some beautiful chocolate chip cookies.
He spotted them on a plate with four of them just coming out of the oven.
And with his last human strength, he reached over to take one of the cookies.
But his wife suddenly saw him, rushed over, slapped his hand, and said,
“No! They are for the funeral.