Two men, from a small town in Ireland, were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models…
Patrick said to Shane, “Have ye seen the gorgeous women in this catalog?”
Shane replied, “Yes I have and aren’t they all gorgeous too”.
“And have you seen the price”, Patrick exclaimed with wide eyes.
“Will you look at that, they aren’t at all expensive.”
“At this price I’m buying”.
Shane smiled and patted Patrick on the back.
“Good idea Patrick.”
“You order one and if she’s as gorgeous as she is in the catalog, I will get one too”.
Three weeks later, Shane asks his friend, “Did you ever receive that girl you ordered from the catalog?”
Patrick replied, “No I didn’t, but it shouldn’t be long now… ”
“She sent all her clothes yesterday”.