I Won The Lottery!

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway,

runs into the house,

slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey, pack your bags.

I won the damn lottery!”

The wife says, “Oh my god! No shit?!

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

The husband yells back, “It doesn’t matter.

Just get the hell out!”