A King enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Local papers read:
‘KING’s A$S WON’
The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST A$S IN TOWN”
The king fainted…
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 1000.
The next day papers read: “QUEEN SELLING HER A$S FOR Rs 1000”
The queen fainted…
The next day king ordered the queen to buy back the donkey and leave it in the jungle.
The Next Headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER A$S IS FREE & WILD”
The king died… !!