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A woman was pregnant

 

A woman was pregnant with triplets when she got shot and survived…

The children came out fine and the doctor had told theit mother that the bullet would pass through each of them in around 13 years.

The children lived a happy life with their parents until they turned 13 years old. On that day,

child 1 got a shock.

He said to his mother, “Mommy, mommy, I have something to tell you, ” His mother said, “What is it?”

Child 1 replied with “A bullet came out of my pee!” His mother then said, “It’s nothing to worry about, son, go back to playing your game.” Five minutes later,

child 2 got a shock.

He said to his mother, “Mommy, mommy, I have something to tell you,” His mother said, “What is it?”

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Child 2 replied with “A bullet came out of my pee!” His mother then said, “It’s nothing to worry about, son, go back to playing your game.” Five minutes after that,

child 3 got a shock.

He said to his mother, “Mommy, mommy, I have something to tell you,” His mother said, “Let me guess, a bullet came out of your pee?”

Child 3 said, “No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog.”

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