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The Most Insane Sports Ever

An old man and his wife are in bed. After lying in silence for a few minutes, the old man farts and says, “seven points.”

His wife rolls over and says, “What in the heck are you talking about?”

The old man answers,” “I’m playing fart football!”

A few minutes later the wife farts and says, “Touchdown! Tie score.”

After five minutes the old man farts again and says, “Touchdown! I’m winning 14 to 7!”

Furious about loosing, the wife rips another fat and yells out, “The score is tied!”

The pressure is on and the old man refuses to lose.

He strains incredibly had but instead of farting he accidentally poops the bed.

The wife hears the noise and asks. “What in the world was that noise?”

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The old man replies, “That’s the whistle for halftime. Switch sides.”

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