A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor.
“Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess:
I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home.
I can’t live with the guilt any longer.
I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology.
It won’t happen again.”
Feeling outrage and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text: “Really should use spell check! That should be ‘wifi’.”