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Thanksgiving Recipe

 

RECIPE FOR TURKEY DRESSING

4 EGGS, BEATEN
7 CUPS POPCORN, UNPOPPED
2 CUPS BREAD CRUMBS
2 CUPS RICE
1 CUP CELERY
1 PACKAGE LIPTON ONION SOUP MIX

MIX ALL INGREDIENTS AND STUFF BIRD.
ROAST FOR 3 HOURS IN 350 DEGREE OVEN.
AT THE END OF 3 HOURS, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE
KITCHEN BECAUSE THE POPCORN IS GOING TO BLOW THE ASS OFF THAT BIRD!!!!

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Butterball always has a turkey hot-line that they man every year to field questions about how to cook a turkey.

This one lady called and asked how long it’d take to roast her bird.

The representative asked, “How much does it weigh?”

The lady replied, “I don’t know. It’s still running around outside!”

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