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Early Morning In New York

 

A clearly inebriated woman, undressed, jumped into a taxi in New York and laid down on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a undressed woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady I wasn’t staring at you like you think; det would not be proper wair I come from.”

The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my b***bs, Sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, then told her…”well, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am thinking to myself, ‘wair in DA hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?”

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