At my first job I was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.
I just couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
After that, I tried being a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it – mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next, I tried working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because I got tired of the same old grind.
Then, I tried being a chef – I figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
Next, I tried working in a deli, but any way I sliced it, I just couldn’t cut the mustard. My best job was as a musician, but I eventually found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied for a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patience. Next up was a job in a shoe factory – I tried hard, but I just didn’t fit in.
After that, I became a fisherman, but I discovered I couldn’t live on my net income.
Next, I managed to get a job at a pool maintenance company, but the work was too draining. So after that I got a job at a workout center, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was when I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
So, I tried retirement! And I Found I’m PERFECT For the Job!