A lady had lost her husband almost two years ago.
Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she’d go out, but didn’t know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, “Mom, I have someone for you to meet!”
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.
Their first night there, she undressed and so did he. There she stood undressed, except for a pair of black shorts, he in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, “Why the black shorts?”
She replied “My br***asts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.”
He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night was the same, she stood there wearing the black shorts and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black c***dom.
She looked at him and asked, “What’s with the black c****dom?”
He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.”