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This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says. “OK, what is it?”...
Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next day...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having s*x...
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After...
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: “What do you use to...
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,...
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ...
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning s*xual...
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a...
